Here is the thing: Have you ever noticed that cars with overly aggressive political bumper stickers are always occupied with the worst drivers? It's true. And it's not restricted any particular party or cause. This thing runs across the board. Why is that? Look, I'm not saying it's the bumper sticker that *makes* you a bad driver, I'm saying the coincidence is more than … Read More.
I don't know if you have been outside lately, but whoa nelly, SPRING IS HERE! he bees are buzzing, the birds are chirping and the ground is busting out every shade and shape of green goodness imaginable. What does that mean? Life crippling allergies. It's time to raid the neighbor's yard for stuff to make crafts. Hell yeah! This one is good. All you need are some … Read More.
I went to a crafternoon with some friends this last weekend. There were flowers, and Tacky Glue, and Miss Patty's dinosaur cheese dip. Hurrah! Fun was had by all, particularly me, because I didn't have to make any of it. I did supply the idea though - making three dimensional floral arrangements out of two-dimensional flowers. Looky here! The flowers are simple … Read More.
If there is one thing I know, it's paper flowers. Literally, I wrote a book on it (coming to you September 2016!) (< that was a subtle plug) ( > this is my not … Read More.
I realize this post is called Happy Monday and is supposed to be published on Monday, but it's Tuesday, and I'm publishing anyway. Bah! What a rebel am I. … Read More.
Despite the fact that I own twelventytwo thousand necklaces, I want more. Specifically, I want a bunch of these trendish-y bohemian summer, extra long wooden bead … Read More.
My Lola, formally known as Lolabelle the Magnificent, is a cat of discerning taste. In addition to her duties as my alarm clock and personal business coach, Lola … Read More.
The one and only time I have ever been to Brussels it was in a train station for 35 minutes, 20 years ago, and the only thing I remember is that when I went to buy a … Read More.
Happy Friday Possums! I am feeling extra happy today. For not only did I cross a bunch of finish lines, I went two whole mothertruckin' weeks on nothing but … Read More.