Bleach and I are not friends. For one thing, the smell nauseates me. For another thing, there was this time I tried to bleach my curtains, went overboard, and everything tasted like pool water for a week. And for another thing, regular liquid bleach and accidents like to happen waaaaaaay too often. Have you ever accidently splattered bleach on your clothes and grumbled loudly … Read More.
Happy Monday my friends. I type this sitting in my friend Kiki's living room with the assistance of her cat Barnaby, a 12 pound black and white tuxedo cat. Kiki says Barnaby weighs 12 pounds but he feels more like 34 pounds, perhaps more. Hard to say. When a cat is bound and determined to take a nap on your laptop's keyboard (while you are typing), belly up, driving a meaty … Read More.
Hello. It's me. I was wondering if after all these months you'd like to meet. In a place. Called Etsy... That's right folks. When I wasn't rewriting Adele lyrics, I reopened my Etsy shop. Now open for business! And as many of you requested, this round I have a print available - Bite Me Sheila. She even comes in snazzy ultra white mat. You can pop her in a readymade … Read More.
They say your are never too old to learn new tricks. This works unless you are me, and it's me in front of a laptop watching youtube videos on how to apply mascara … Read More.
Here is the thing: Have you ever noticed that cars with overly aggressive political bumper stickers are always occupied with the worst drivers? It's true. And … Read More.
I don't know if you have been outside lately, but whoa nelly, SPRING IS HERE! he bees are buzzing, the birds are chirping and the ground is busting out every … Read More.
I went to a crafternoon with some friends this last weekend. There were flowers, and Tacky Glue, and Miss Patty's dinosaur cheese dip. Hurrah! Fun was had by all, … Read More.
If there is one thing I know, it's paper flowers. Literally, I wrote a book on it (coming to you September 2016!) (< that was a subtle plug) ( > this is my not … Read More.
I realize this post is called Happy Monday and is supposed to be published on Monday, but it's Tuesday, and I'm publishing anyway. Bah! What a rebel am I. … Read More.