I know, right, it took me long enough, but considering my new found inferiority complex concerning eccentric German men and their holiday traditions, it’s an Easter miracle I put up an egg tree at all this year. And here is the thing: this isn’t even half the collection.
There are more.
Because I’m a hoarder.
An egg hoarder.
Don’t you judge me!
Notice the base.
It’s a rabbit.
Technically, it’s a bear dressed as a rabbit.
Actually, technically, it’s an animal cracker container dressed as a bear, dressed as a rabbit.
This is what happens when paper mache collides with an animal cracker addiction.