|Just a mock up. This frame is far too ostentatious.|
I did it.
I finally found a place in Mexico that is preserving the fine art of black velvet painting.
Their name is, and I'm dead serious here; From Scary Clowns to Republicans ~ The Tijuana Black Velvet Painting Galleries
of Indignico Inc.
Because who wants a scary clown to hang in the bathroom? Everyone. That’s who.
Do you really need an oil painting of Dick Cheney over the mantel? Shut up. Of course you do.
And here is the best part: THEY TAKE CUSTOM ORDERS.
For years, and I’m not joking here, I have dreamed of owning a black velvet painting that captures the Latin flair of Inigo Montoya, as portrayed by the award-winning and always effervescent star of stage and screen, Mr. Mandy Patinkin.
Years, y’all. And now it can be mine.
Hello, Inigo Montoya!
UPDATE: Don't bother with that Tijuana place--turns out, the image above is a REAL BLACK VELVET PAINTING! And now it is mine!