Uniko pattern, no less), an ultra rad rainbow skirt (silk!), and spanking new pair of orange leather driving moccasins. Y'all, I don't even own a car, but I think it might be a sin to take a pass on orange leather.
Grand total: $8.85.
Dude behind the counter looked at me with his one good eye and declared "You must like rainbows. I can tell!" then proceeded to try and sell me electric blue guitar from behind the counter. And not electric like it plugs in, I mean electric like it's Cookie Monster color.
I may be needing guitar lessons.