Happy Monday Y’all. Did you survive Snowzilla? Thought so.
Hay. New game for you: Google your first name immediately followed by “glamour shot” and see what comes up then share the first image on social media. Dare you! You’re welcome.
Note. If the first one is bad but not not real-bad just somebodys-mom-wore-too-much-makeup-in-the-90s-bad, you can pick from the first five. This one was my favorite. Serious sequin action. I call her, The Gambler.
…Apparently she ran right down to the mall and got herself some sass. Get it girl!
Other highlights from this week in internet news:
City skyline as jewelry. Yes please!
The story of why my mom threw out all of my Barbies.
What is that tiny pocket inside the regular pocket in jeans for? Finally: the answer.
The craziest milkshakes you will ever see. New Yorkers, I’m jealous!
LOOK AT THE CHAIR I FOUND IN THE ALLEY.
The best job in existence is hiring.
This was so inspiring: One woman’s story of creating a million dollar business from her kitchen table.
Are you still in need of a homemade valentine idea?
Thought so. Subversive Cross Stitch to the rescue!
Also, below is a video I made last year with an idea for batch valentines that you can make at home. They look reullll cute on their own with a little tag tie, or added to a small gift or parcel of baked goods. Cookies in particular. Not that I would know, cookies haven’t successfully left my house in years as they get eaten as they were intended – on the confetti littered floor while drinking margaritas and singing love songs to the cat.