Ugly Christmas Sweater Ornaments


The ugly Christmas sweater party trend has been coming up a few years, and I hope it sticks around a few years more! But. As much as I love a good party uniform, I feel like there should be another occasion to show off some serious ugly sweater fabulousness. In my most humble opinion, the […]

Designer Tree for Under $100


By conservative estimate, I have decorated around 300 Christmas trees, which is a lot less impressive than it sounds. Most of them were designed to sell something or fill up a lobby. Some were nice, some were not…some were beautiful, but very few of them were ever loved. It’s kinda sad. There is a part […]

Sequin Mason Jar Lid Ornaments


My 3 favorite words: Party. Pinterest. Crafts. What are you doing this Saturday? On November 15th, my favorite craft store, Michaels, is hosting a Holiday Pinterest Party. Everyone will be given a list of Pinterest-inspired holiday projects and an exclusive coupon to use when purchasing products needed to complete your project. To kick things off, Michael’s […]

DIY Tassel Napkin Rings


Confession: I hate napkin rings. No, really. It’s hard to hate something like a napkin ring, but I do, I really do. So imagine the surprise I felt when I was setting the table and a wave of inferiority rushed over me. I NEED POMPOMS. I NEED POMPOMS. I NEED POMPOM NAPKIN RINGS! …and thus, […]

10 Minute Drum Shades


It appears that I’m going through an anti-curtain phase. A year ago I thought extra tall patterned curtains were the best thing on the planet, but now I’d be happy to live curtain free the rest of my life. That’s me. Fickle, fickle, fickle. I worry I’ll exhaust my options and a year from now […]

Pimp My Gourd


Now is as good of a time as any to tell you that I watch ice dancers on youtube late at night and sometimes I get really angry that they are not wearing enough bling. I mean, the hell? If you can’t count on ice-effing-dancers to hold down the sequin quota, who can you count […]