About



HI!

I’m Peaches.

Blogger. Maker. Writer. World-class glitter enthusiast.

Welcome to my blog.


When I’m not posting for this website, I’m an eccentric, English, elderly cat lady trapped in the body of a 33 year old graphic designer from Chicago. At any given moment, there is an 80% chance I’m thinking about how much better I would look with more sequins.

Now, this is the part where I am supposed to tell you why I am special and why you should follow my blog instead of the 648749202 other amazing, crafty, sparkly, decorative, rainbow blogs floating around on the internet.

Whoa. Pressure.

Despite the fact that I have zero accolades or authority on anything in particular, there are a number of things I do better than anyone else. You can use this information to draw your own conclusions.  

Ahem. Ten Things I do better than anyone:

  1. Casseroles.
  2. Curse words.
  3. Putting glitter on stuff. (Sage advice for all occasions: You can’t polish a turd but you can always roll it in glitter.)
  4. Collecting cookbooks written by dead country western singers.
  5. Photoshopping my cat’s head onto pictures of famous people.  
  6. Making typos.
  7. Holding on to clothing two sizes too small.
  8. Attracting weird people on public transportation.
  9. Wearing plaid.
  10. Using the internet to stalk flamingos, Mandy Patinkin, and clearance items from Anthropologie .
What can I say? You found a winner. Stick around and see where the crazy train goes next. Toot toot!




 
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