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Anyone getting their Cinco DeMayo on? This quick take on the old donkey pinata has me feeling like a solid gold Frida Kahlo. I need this sucker hanging over my claw foot bathtub year round.
Thirteen mega-handy photography tips for DSLR cameras (warning: kept me busy all afternoon).
Back in 1988, before she ran an global empire, Big Martha was doing Saturday afternoon infomercials complete with synthesized trumpet sounds. Even then, Homegirl still knew how to make chickens look elegunt.
This is offensive and gives sororities a bad name. It’s also hilarious and makes me think I found my life coach. (Follow up: and then this happened).
Reading: Paper to Petal. Man, and here I thought I knew paper flowers…
Have you ever noticed how people who consume energy drinks seem like the people with the least amount of crap going on? For real. I want to tell these people to calm down and drink a blueberry mojito. Or a cucumber caipiranha. Or a whiskey lemonade served in a mason jar. Or whatever, like I care, just drink anything but some mini-shampoo bottle of blue juice with Hulk Hogan on the label.
Gator earrings, you magnificent bastards you.
I am so bad (SO BAD) at watering flowers. My containers never make it past July. This trick might give me the confidence to branch out a little more this summer.
No more blisters! How to break in shoes in less than two minutes.
A simple lampshade lined with gold sequins. I’m so going to DIY the crap out of this one.
6 words: sloth spoons cat to Jason Mraz.
Speaking of musicians, I just read that George Jones has passed. I’m not always a fan of what you might call “white hat country music”, but I have always been partial to George as he wrote the theme song to my childhood tap dancing debut, White Lightening. Tonight, I hope he and Tammy Wynette are smoochin once more.
Rest in peace, Old Possum.
was SO sad to hear the news about GJ. He looks quite a bit like my grandfather, and no one in the family noticed until I pointed it out once as a child!
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Those are the most fabulous gator earrings *ever*. Finally, someone who appreciates the classiness a bejeweled gator can bring to an outfit. Mine are just regular silver. I might need to upgrade.
Right? Why bejeweled gators are not sweeping the nation is beyond me. I’m glad we are ahead of the curve!
I look at the video and I can hear Grandpa Simpson saying, “Now that’s a haircut you can set your watch to.” I never quite understood that statement, not that one really needs to, but I did giggle.