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Thirteen mega-handy photography tips for DSLR cameras (warning: kept me busy all afternoon).
Back in 1988, before she ran an global empire, Big Martha was doing Saturday afternoon infomercials complete with synthesized trumpet sounds. Even then, Homegirl still knew how to make chickens look elegunt.
Reading: Paper to Petal. Man, and here I thought I knew paper flowers…
Have you ever noticed how people who consume energy drinks seem like the people with the least amount of crap going on? For real. I want to tell these people to calm down and drink a blueberry mojito. Or a cucumber caipiranha. Or a whiskey lemonade served in a mason jar. Or whatever, like I care, just drink anything but some mini-shampoo bottle of blue juice with Hulk Hogan on the label.
Gator earrings, you magnificent bastards you.
I am so bad (SO BAD) at watering flowers. My containers never make it past July. This trick might give me the confidence to branch out a little more this summer.
No more blisters! How to break in shoes in less than two minutes.
A simple lampshade lined with gold sequins. I’m so going to DIY the crap out of this one.
6 words: sloth spoons cat to Jason Mraz.
Speaking of musicians, I just read that George Jones has passed. I’m not always a fan of what you might call “white hat country music”, but I have always been partial to George as he wrote the theme song to my childhood tap dancing debut, White Lightening. Tonight, I hope he and Tammy Wynette are smoochin once more.
Rest in peace, Old Possum.