Amy sent me an email; “I thought you might be interested in this.” Which was followed by a press release regarding the return of what can only be described as the most compelling television show of our time: Vanilla Ice Goes Amish.
1. I know.
2. How does Amy know me so well?
3. WHY DID I CANCEL MY CABLE?????????
4. How can this be the return of Vanllia Ice Goes Amish? That would indicate this is season 2 and that would mean there was a season 1 and nobody told me. People! Not okay! How can these things be going on and nobody tells me? Man.
Now, I knew Vanilla Ice had a construction show, and I saw it a few times, but I saw more Ed Hardy than power tools so I never kept up. Now, some genius decided to smack together my two favorite things – outdated 90s cultural icons and secretive, bearded religious factions – and mashed them together in the name of DIY. Fantastic. This is going to be better than that episoide of Trading Spaces when Hildi carpeted someone’s basement with sand.
Word to your mother: On a similar topic called construction, my site is going to be under construction a bit this week. You may or may not notice anything. I’m not really sure how this will go, but if you stop by and see something “in progress” don’t worry. It’s grabbing a mai thai at the bar. It’ll be back soon.