I’m really angry with Great Britain right now. First they go spell the color gray with an E, forever confusing me and my spell-checker and making me look like a wannbe run-down Princess Margaret. Then they go and bogart Downton Abbey for months at a time, selfishly preventing me from seeing it until they have their way with it. Now they go and hog the documentary I have been waiting, months, MONTHS, to see.
Advanced Style, one of my favorite blogs, is now a movie. If you have been following this blog for a while you have seen my adoration for some of its stars like Iris, Ilona and Lynn. Now they are all packed into a movie, most of which takes place in New York (Hello, not London), and I can’t see it. Can you believe that? I can’t even pre-order the DVD without a British address. Seriously y’all: Unacceptable.
Welp. In the meantime, I will trust that anyone reading this in the UK right now will take a moment to look up a show time at a local theater (excuse me, theatre) and tell me how awesome it is. Just go on and rub it in. Wait and see if I care. Just you wait and see!*
*I’m lying. I totally care. Someone go and see it and tell me how it is before I bust a capillary.