Who made “GET YOUR BUTT TO THE DENTIST ALREADY.” as one of their 2010 new years resolutions? Me.
Who waited to schedule an appointment until the last day of the year? Me.
Who is terrified and chewing out their anxiety on sweet-n-sour shoe leather candy? Me.
Who would be stupid enough to eat sweet-n-sour shoe leather candy, THE WORST possible breakfast in history of mankind, just before the dentist? Me.
And yes, those are Milk Duds in my purse.
And no, I’m not sharing.