What did I come across duct taped to a tree on my walk home yesterday?
A flier* for a missing unicorn named Yolanda. Apparently she is a sassy thing with a love of room-temperature pigs in a blanket.
Guys, it isn't everyday that a community loses a unicorn; let us unite together in this time of crisis.
If you see Yolanda, call the number above!
* I could not make this up if I tried.