This has been an odd week. Not necessarily a bad week, just odd. Irritating. Irritating enough that I took it out on a pumpkin with a power tool.
Let’s just say, it wasn’t pretty.
Is that bad?
Probably. Meh. Oh well. All the more reason to be thankful it’s Friday, right?
Well, here is to you, Pumpkin. Thanks for being awesome and letting me carve you up and use your guts for a tasty pie. Thanks for sitting on the porch the next few weeks and letting the birds and racoons peck out your eyes. Thanks for collecting water in the basin of your cavern and smelling like hot sewage come November 1st. Pumpkin, you are a trooper. Cheers to you!
Happy weekend 🙂
***Because I’m feeling spicy today, and because it is that time of year, I’m going to go out on a limb and recommend one of my favorite pieces of modern literature; Colin Nissan’s It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.