This. This man.
This man dances with racoons.
Honestly. How does anyone get that cool? I mean, cool enough to pull off a Santa beard AND a pet racoon?
I have been known to dance to Aretha Franklin music on my porch, but never with a pet raccoon. I didn’t even know that was a thing. The only guy I ever heard of having a pet raccoon also kept a pet skunk and made beef jerky in a garbage can, so you know he wasn’t quite right. But this man. This man knows how to live.