Guys, this is important.
Do you know what this is?
It’s a welcome mat.
You know what it’s made of?
A welcome mat made of flip flips. And it’s rainbow. And ruffled with ridges. And super koosh.
Is koosh spelled with a k or a c? Not that I give a rip because I’m talking about my new flip-flop welome mat. Aghhgg! This is exciting!
I know what you are thinking; Did you make that? No. I didn’t. I could have made it but it would have cost me $40 in foam rubber flip flops, which would be a pretty stupid purchase on my part considering I can buy this readymade rug at World Market for $16.99. Folks, I’m tell you — recycled goods, lookin’ good!