My friend Kelly sent me a link to something called ReplaceFace – a Tumblr feed of military portraits, only the faces of the original Russian generals have been replaced with the heads of celebrities like Sylvester Stallone, Will Smith, and Jack Nicholson. Kelly, knowing my fondness for photoshopped weird things, thought I might want to contact the artist and ask why he/she hasn’t done Neil Diamond yet.
So true Kelly, so true.
Two: This is impressive photoshoping. I can spot a ‘shop job a mile away, and this is effing impressive.
Three: Why is my cat not in this?
So I got bored last night watching Game of Thrones (y’all did you see that crap with the hand on the string? – SNARF MUCH?) and started plotting this out. Lolabelle, dainty as she is, is too thick-necked to fit in one of those Russian military collars so I made her queen instead. Clearly, it suits her.
It’s a little creepy that there is a human hand, but you know, I’m okay with that. It’s a hallmark of her humanity. (Yeah, that’s it.)