Sometimes something is so good that I get ticked off when it’s gone. Like, real ticked. I find myself sitting at stoplights thinking, impatiently, When are they going to bring THAT back? Haven’t they made me wait long enough?!
Because, you know, they do this to me on purpose.
Item 1. Six Feet Under. Best show ever. It’s about a funeral home and it’s rad. Notice how I’m not using the past tense? I just assume these characters are going on in real time, they just aren’t filming yet. When can HBO get past this point and pick up where we left off? I don’t care if Michael C. Hall is currently a moonlighting as an axe murderer on Dexter, as far as I’m concerned, he spends his days as the funeral director at the Fisher-Diaz Mortuary. Guys, I’m here, let me in!
Item 2. Diet Coke Black Cherry Vanilla. Like this even needs explaining. Angels wept when they discontinued this creation of wonder. I understood when Pepsi clear got the axe, but this? This was amazing. It was caffeine with a hit of sweet and sour all at once. No calories. Serve with pretzels and carrot sticks and call it a day. DCBCV, when are you coming back to me?
Item 3. CocoNelly the Cat Rap. Currently relegated to the list of One Hit Wonders of 2007, Coco is now six years past due for a comeback. Coco, oh Coco, wherefore art thou, Coco?
….Update! I was just informed that Coco past away in 2012. Oh sad news 🙁 RIP Lil’ Coco. You were a legend before your time….Also, just sayin’, if the Fisher family had its act together they could have handled your funeral, but that wasn’t an option, which makes the situation even more tragic). Big tummy scritches, Lil Coco. We’ll see you at the scratching post in the sky!