Do you know what a flock of flamingos is called?
A flamboyance. A flamboyance of flamingos.
A group of peacocks is called an ostentation. A group of crows is called a murder. A group of coots is called a covert, and a bunch of starlings is called a chattering. That’s all I can think of right now. The list goes on much longer than my memory at this moment.
Man, bird groups sure are cool!
Whoever is coming up with these names deserves a gold star. I, on the other hand, deserve Halloween themed skeleton flamingos.
If the fern looks skeletal too that’s on purpose. Okay not really. I’m bad at gardening but whatever. I have skeleton flamingo lawn ornaments, I am now cool by default.
You could probably DIY these on your own, but I bought my pair for $12 from Flamingo Pink Inc, the local flamingo manufacturer just down the road aways. Yes, it’s good to have a flamingo factory in the area. These two came in a cardboard coffin (perfect for handing out candy) and a bunch of free flamingo swizzle sticks, soon-to-be bedazzled and hanging on my flamingo Christmas tree. Flamboyance indeed!