It’s been a rough week. First, I ran out of peanut butter for my peanut butter and celery snack. Then, my Best of Hall & Oates album disappeared from my ITunes. Not even like one song guys, the whole album! Obviously, I sent as outraged email to the head of Apple IN ALL CAPS I MIGHT ADD and then he responded back saying they had no record of it and I’d have to buy another one for $8.95. Can you even believe this devil trash?
First it’s my Hall & Oates, next week it’s the laughter of children.
You know Obama is behind this.
In light of this ominous thunder cloud of injustice, I need a distraction. Normally I’d turn to chocolate but Mr. Choco is gone too. Probably out back mattress dancing with the peanut butter, no doubt. That jerk. I’ll have to get distracted some other way. Ahem:
Did you know that October 5 is National Thank a Teacher Day? …and you just know Hug a Cat Lady Day can’t be far behind. Progress, people!
Speaking of educating kids, why is Samuel L. Jackson yelling at a bunch of parents in a liquor store?
This is why Jesus doesn’t shop at Hobby Lobby. (Note, that link is satire, sorta, but a lot of us aren’t Hobby Lobby fans either).
Did you know there is a one-eyed pirate dog named Yoghurt with an instagram feed? Arrrr me hearty! (that’s pirate speak, beeteedubs)
On Thursday I saw a women ride a scooter out of an elevator and into an office lobby. No link here, I just thought it was rad enough to share.
Maegan wrote about kids born in the worst circumstance, and a network of people doing something amazing to help. Special shout out on this one to folks in the medical profession.
Librarian friends, this is a great idea. And it changes every month. Nobody throws down community building like the hommies in Oak Park.
And finally, this is a surprisingly accurate portrayal of what would happen if congress got stuff done like roommates. My fav line: “We have a chore wheel for a reason!”
Are you still here? You are not easily distracted. Dang!
Well, I GTG. Gotta buy peanut butter and glitter a skull. If you have an especially distraction-worthy link to share, put it in the comments.
Happy weekend!
This is my new favorite thing ever. Makes me laugh every time!
http://happyplace.someecards.com/23833/ryan-gosling-wont-eat-his-cereal
I’m sorry your week sucked. Mine just got a whole lot better though. Chore wheel. Exactly what’s needed here.
F’n Obamacare! I’m a pharmacist, and that’s been our standard answer for anything that goes wrong this past week. 🙂