1. They did not invite me.
2. It took place in France and thereby was automatically stylish.
3. It is not normal for two people to be this beautiful, let alone this beautiful together. In matrimony. In France. So annoying.
4. They sold the photo rights for $2million to benefit charitable organizations.
5. Jennifer Aniston seems okay with this now so we can quit being pissed off on her behalf.
6. Angelina wore a wedding veil embroidered with her children’s drawings.
Let’s be real: that last one is really the only one worth talking about. Look at this!
Now, I know there are those who enjoy making snide comments about other people’s wedding garb (because clearly, brides need to consider other people’s opinions on their appearance on their wedding day) (that’s me being sarcastic) (that’s also me being judgmental about judgmental people at weddings) (but I digress) so lets be clear about the facts: THIS IS RAD. All kinds of awesome. How cool to incorporate her children into such a special garment. How awesome must it have been for those kids to see their art so treasured by their mother that she had it emblazoned on a veil and worn over Versace.
This design makes me like Donatella Versace almost as much as the time she took the ice bucket challenge, oily beefcakes included, and screamed like an old coyote.
She even nominated Prince. It’s just like that Saturday Night Live skit but it was real. Real.
This is so meta I can’t take it.
Congrats to Brad and Angie!
Isn’t the dress SO perfect! I figured she’d look beautiful, but when those images came out, it just was like, WOW! Now THAT is an amazing, special, loving dress!
This is just seriously one of the coolest and sweetest things I’ve ever seen. You can tell those kids are the light of Angie and Brad’s world. But to have their drawings embroidered onto the veil? I love how it looks, especially from afar—it’s just neato. What a lovely keepsake for all of them.
I LOVED her dress! It’s so nice to see celebrities make their children a huge part of their world. Now I wished that when I got married I had my nephews draw on my dress.
So creative and loving to her family, I love this idea. It is fantastic. Angelina including their kids is amazing and shows love.
Since it appears that the kids planned the wedding, maybe they designed the dress also!
I don’t think SNL could surpass Donatella’s IBC. Perfection.