|Nothing a little silver polish won’t clean up.|
I bought myself a trophy.
Actually, it might be an ice bucket, but I am going to pretend it’s a trophy. As someone who has never won a trophy (not even one of those stupid “Great Job Participating in a Non-Competitive T-Ball Team!” plastic trophies they hand out by the dozen) I feel I am entitled to buy my own. And for $2.00 at Goodwill, how could I say no?
Now, what should the engraving say?