29 October 2012

Dear Turd Burglar

Dear Turd Burglar,

Look at you.
More important, look at what you have become.

You have elevated yourself to the rank of persons who steal craft goods.

Not cash. Not guns. Not electronics. No TB, you went for the win and used your dark talents to snag a decorative autumnal wreath. I know what you were thinking; Wait 'til the fellas down at the pawn shop get a load of this!

That must have felt good.

Well TB, do you know how I feel?

Well, I'll tell you.  Flattered. I am flattered that you took a shine to my creation.

You know, I was rather fond of that wreath too. Not to brag or anything, but it was made two years ago using an old garland and a hoola hoop. In fact, I posted directions right here. You should feel free to check them out and make your own.

Perhaps, when you are done making your own, you could un-burgal my wreath and put it back where you found it: hanging on my door.


Aunt Peaches  


  1. It is sad that people do this. Maybe craft something hideous to hang on the door our of recyclables and if they steal it, joke is on them!

  2. I NEEEEEEEED to see this Christmas Piggy Palooza you speak of! You better send me a pic! Lola will be ticked if you don't!

  3. Sorry, just saw this reply. Here are some pics. I am looking forward to this years display because I have 3 new piggies and a bunch of purple lights to put in my tree!

  4. That's SO wrong! I'm sorry your beautiful wreath was stolen. Karma will take care of the TB for sure.


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